A photograph of a man dressed up as Mr. Hyde

Source: : mr hyde, Maxwell S. Correia, Flickr

Dear Mr. Hyde,

I am planning a trip to London, and I have read that you have a place in Soho , so I was just wondering if I could maybe get some advice apropos my itinerary. There is this problem that I’ve been brooding about: Namely, I have a friend (I guess you could say I’m sort of his protégé ) who is almost exclusively a nocturnal being.

The perplexity that I’m facing is how I will see anything of London if he always wants to be in the house and asleep during the day. I don’t want to be a juggernaut coming in and making things work just the way I want them, but I also don’t want his malformed (is that fair?) way of life to become a cancer on the happiness of my visit.

The prospect of addressing this with him fills me with apprehension . The last time I made some comments about his “habits” he snarled a curse word that left me in a state of disquietude . My mind misgives me that he will do the same to me again or at best grunt some discourteous judgment. I know that I shouldn’t judge, and it’s not as if he’s done anything wrong. (Even if he had done something wrong, the statue of limitations would have expired a long time ago.) Maybe my uncertainties are all caused by missteps that are now coming to me pede claudo after all these years of trying to be good.

Mr. Hyde, I hope you can understand that I’m groping for words to express. I’m sure you are besieged by such requests for help all the time. I know you must be absolutely enslaved by your own busy schedule. However, if it is not too displeasing to you to respond in some way, I would be truly delighted.

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